Sir has just texted me.
“White, blue, or black?”
I have no idea if this is maintenance-related or holiday related or anything.
“Black,” I respond.
“Orange, green, or purple?”
Black and orange are very Halloween. I am not a huge fan of purple.
“Last one, heads or tails?”
“Tails,” because, duh!
And I still have no idea what this is related to. I think it’s fantastic.
I go back to reading porn. The mystery will be revealed eventually. And I’ve got two orgasms to get to right now. If I don’t get my two sets in, maintenance will be quite…interesting.