Sir arranged for the fastest delivery of that Rolls Royce of vibrators, a Magic Wand—with the adjustable speed rheostat—after my other vibrator passed this vale of tears. Sir takes very good care of me. The package arrived Friday afternoon. Sir had me put it on the coffee table so I could look at it. However, he […]

A Sad Day

I have killed another vibrator. I did not mean to. I tried to be kind; charging as necessary, cleaning with gentle soap, did not throw it at walls… But it is dead. Like the parrot. It has crossed this vale of tears and joined the choir invisible. This creates a problem. A few weeks ago, […]